Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.

Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead

by Euan Haines December 30, 2020

Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

by re3ja June 21, 2013

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating

Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.

by Twitters March 18, 2009

Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018

bum snack

The act of eating ass.

"Dude, I've been bum snacking a lot the past days. No flex."

"You're a minor? Fuck off and come back once you can legally bum snack!"

by cysleon February 23, 2021

Wonder Bum

A superhero homeless person.

Skippy the wonder bum saved New York City from a meteor

by EllaGetsA5 November 04, 2009