Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
by Crybug June 07, 2015
by ace4848 May 17, 2008
by A.C. Student December 08, 2013
a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.
Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
by mauthwau5h October 01, 2011
The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."
This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
by TheHoneyBadger09 January 27, 2012
by mr.x of '94 May 28, 2010
by n,nmn December 16, 2022