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Tangly oaks

An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.
Had some tangly oaks last night and my girlfriend fucked my boss
by Tangleman August 7, 2021
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Oak Bay

A municipality located in Greater Victoria BC. Oak Bay has made it their mission to deny housing to as many people as possible through the use of exclusionary zoning, and bylaws. Despite containing half of UVIC and being located a mere 3km from Downtown Victoria, Oak Bay has spent 15 years talking about legalizing basement suites, and has managed to enter population decline in a region with a housing crisis. Unwilling to grow its tax base, Oak Bay is facing debt to maintain basic infrastructure. Be prepared for entitled rich, mildly racist, WASPy, NIMBY views from local residents. Willows Beach is nice though.
Why does Oak Bay even exist?
by Somebody on Vancouver Island February 16, 2022
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Oak park

A sucka ass hood in Sacramento and it’s filled with a bunch of dirty ass females
Eww he’s from oak park
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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oak

oisin likes to WAAAAAA so we call him an OAK

oisin: stop eating cows and pigs
jamal: actual OAK
by pakikilla August 9, 2021
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When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.
== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024
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Yes Prep White Oak

Dumass school that I hate. Npc School basically. Worst school of all time. Dress code center.
Npc: I go to Yes Prep White Oak how can you tell?
Anyone: 😂
by bmpbt November 28, 2024
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Treaty Oak Revival

The best fucking band to ever exist. The band that shines lights on all the issues women bring men and why we are either scared to date them or just hate them. Not only that but they are the best band for sitting around a fire drinking till the sun comes up. If ya ain’t ever listened to them, then you ain’t heard real music.
“Treaty Oak Revival? Are y’all a church band or something?”. “No we’re a rock ba- Look I just need the keys.”
by RapeyDaveyz71 December 10, 2024
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