New Months Eve

When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.

Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?

Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.

by pseudosanctity January 11, 2019

eves-spotting

When you follow someone posting every single move they make on a fake social media account for the sole purpose of their mental breakdown and to exacerbate their complete and utter destruction.

Fuck I hate him so much ...... like the paparazzi we are going to follow his ass and make sure that this eves-spotting drags him straight to the worst part of a living hell

by FoesOfHumanity(fuckouttahere) June 12, 2018

Eve

Eve is the most amazing person in the world. She is super super pretty (even if she won't admit it), she has a great music & clothing style and her smile is the cutest thing ever. Eve likes to read, she is an introvert, but once you know her, you see that she is such a cute and smol and lovely person that need to be protected. I love Eve.

Person: who is that weird girl who is always listening to music
Me: Oh, it's Eve, aka the mostime amazing human being in the whole world!

by Rainbow 8518 July 14, 2018

6 month eve

the act of participating in a foursome with your partner and two close friends the day before your 6 month anniversary

Pam: Hey Jim, how was your 6 month anniversary ?
Jim: It was great, but i enjoyed my 6 month eve much better, i can’t wait to have another foursome in 6 months you should join !

by daddybear456 February 8, 2019

Andy Eves

Andy means straight, and Eves means bess. This means Straight Bess

For example...
Phoebe Rae has a Andy Eves. x

by Bbybbybby May 18, 2018

Leslie Eve

The day for Leslie's Birthday! This is a day to appreciate Leslie the day before she was born. On the following day which is her birthday you show the same appreciation through gifts. As for the present day, you shall appreciate her through words and speech.

Happy Leslie Eve ! I just wanted to let you now that tomorrow you turn 15 but somewhere around the world, you already did!

by Nolie 😂💕 July 24, 2019

Eve

Envious Eve. Eve... short for Evil. Disclaimer; Some Eves are great. But Beware of Eves with multiple names, as they are hiding their true selves. Eve, the destroyer of mankind. The believer and teller of lies. A narcissistic ho who thinks she deserves your man more then you. A woman who attempts to take over other women’s lives. Just like Eve did to Lilith; Adams first wife. Eve, a thief, a liar, a whore, and diseased with spread legs. When you find her on Tinder, ask her how her man is doing, and if he is watching from the closet. A woman who fucks up your life more then she fucks you is a total Eve.

Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.

You made her godmother and she fucked your husband??? She’s such an Eve.

Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!

That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.

Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.

Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?

Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.

by ProtectorOfManCowtown November 8, 2019