Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021

Doe Joke

A Doe joke is always told with extreme finesse and panache, it is however a retarded joke, and is only funny because it isn't.

You: So I bought a Wii the other day...
Doe: Oh lolololol I bet you've been playing with your Wii all day huh?

You: ....
Doe: Get it? Your "Wii".
You: Doe joke!

by RiChess December 17, 2011

anya joke

a really bad joke or unfunny statement
like a dad joke but worse

person 1: "do i look illiterate?"
person 2: "wow what an anya joke"

by anyabadjoke August 22, 2023

joke jeopardy

it's a game you can play like jeopardy where you are presented with the "answer" or punchline to a joke and are asked to come up with the "question" or a statement that otherwise would elicit that punchline.

"Want to play joke jeopardy?"

examples:

punchline: to get to the other side.
setup: Why did the chicken cross the road?

punchline: the gooey-decimal system.
setup: How are porno stores organized?

by Skullthuggery September 7, 2006

An inside joke

The mortal enemy of the urban dictionary, since the begging of time, when they were just infants, urban took joke's stick, then a full on war that lasted 100,000,000 years saw an urban win, because it won urban does not allow insider jokes to exist within it

oh look an inside joke, KILL IT- Urban dictionary

by HalfSICKO April 12, 2021

Sauce Joke

The sauce joke, usually used in a YouTube Poop, is an editing technique (popularized by DaThings1) in which the first half of a word is duplicated, and the duplicate is reversed. This can make the word "so" become "sos".

I might add a sauce joke to my ytp.

by SenorToastYT January 5, 2020

xavier joke

The action of making a joke that makes the whole squad turn down. The person that makes this joke is the underdog of the group and will be made fun of because of it.

Person one1: “corn dog more like porn dog”

Person 2: “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
Person3 “What an Xavier joke”

by Markix February 25, 2018