eat my man ass

Tossing salad

Licking a mans ass hole

I Love it when you eat my man ass..

by Man ass RRT February 1, 2016

Kiss my fucking ass

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.

Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.

by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016

Laugh My Off Ass

LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass

Me: You hungry?
Christy: LMOA NO

*LMOA = Laugh My Off Ass*

by mishb June 20, 2021

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017

Brass my own ass

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.

Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.

by Urban OP August 16, 2018

touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017