purple mushroom

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

by Wizard of Word September 8, 2007

mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)

"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind

by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006

Mushroom Princess

Someone living in blissful ignorance -- in the dark and feeding off someone's crap.

Sally's been a mushroom princess, gobbling up Andrew's lies and living in ignorant bliss.

by Puffet December 12, 2010

Love Mushroom

A compound word referring to the male genetelia.

Often found in dark, damp, and overgrown holes where the sun don't shine.

Geoff won't stop talking about the size of his love mushroom.

by BGF February 2, 2006

mushroom stain

The wet mark or marks left behind after you club your partner or partners with your dork just after pulling it out of them.

I busted my nut in the Ho and then left mushroom stains all over her face and forehead.

by wild willie November 8, 2007

Mushroom Picker

A person, typically female, who is either highly-accepting or a fan of males with exceedingly small (e.g. with the appearance of a mushroom) genitals.

My pal Forest is poorly endowed, so we got to find him a serious mushroom picker to take care of him.

by spinelesss October 2, 2021