Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.

Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.

by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"

that bitch has a muddy bush...

by Dr. Show March 13, 2009

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.

Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.

by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024

muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”

Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it

by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023