montana

montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
"dont be like montana"
by Kathy lover April 26, 2023
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Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state
Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana
by FetusinVenus November 05, 2020
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Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
by Namedefinitontroller101 November 04, 2019
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Montana

She is super kind and caring, she will willingly clean your room for you. She is super pretty and a great dancer everyone loves her and would be very sad if they lost her. I you have a Montana in your life hang onto her
That girl is such a Montana
by Janice Fran August 31, 2019
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Montana

Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.
"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"
by tanaisamfg March 07, 2024
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Montana

I hate living here man
Why would anyone wanna live in Montana?
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Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.
by WideUterusGeorge November 05, 2021
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