grease monkey

A Mechanic

by Ferg June 30, 2003

Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

monkey house

A foul place where visitors have been inside for so long that they no longer notice the stench.

Chris, from Project Runway: "Check out my fur-inspired line of clothing, it's covered in human hair!"
Tim Gunn (politely gagging): "I have this refrain about the monkey house at the zoo. When you first enter into the monkey house, you think, ‘Oh my god this place stinks!’ And then after you’re there for 20 minutes you think, ‘it’s not so bad’ and after you’re there for an hour it doesn’t smell at all. And anyone entering the monkey house freshly thinks, ‘this stinks!’ You've been living in the monkey house."

by Amanda Wilson May 14, 2008

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

jism monkey

A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring

i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey

by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005

Monkeybird

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.

"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"

by Johnsonville May 2, 2005

Nigga Monkey

Not much is known about the nigga monkey, except that it is hella chonky. The nigga monkey was mentioned in the song Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.

"Hey dude, what's that thing over there?"

"I think that's a nigga monkey!"

"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"

by SUPERKATO1000 August 17, 2012