by epicman126 December 3, 2019
Get the birthday momma mug.(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
Get the momma rocket mug.noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
by PDGreen March 25, 2008
Get the techno-ninja-mommas mug.For genetically sequencing someone's DNA to not experience any biological mutation inhibited cellular response or any inversive reaction to non-visual radiation spectrum body proximity nuclear fallout generated by a device decaying that has a resemblance to snowflakes occurring in weather patterns. o o
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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.
Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022
Get the On MOMmas mug.by Joe Momma guy February 3, 2022
Get the Joe Momma mug.A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.
I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
Get the honey momma mug.A joke that’s been used for decades. This can be offensive to some people while just plain humor to others. This can be used in multiple instances. Like “yo momma so fat the scale say “To be continued”. These jokes are used to insult one’s mother.
by The realest ofthemall July 7, 2025
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