bronwen method

Eating an entire chocolate cake while watching Netflix on Valentine's Day.

Who needs a Valentine for Valentine's Day? I had plenty of fun by the Bronwen Method. BronwenValentine's DayValentineNetflixChocolate Cake

by ChubbyPenguin February 15, 2015

Tentacle Method

when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method

I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method

by The_Bee33 March 8, 2024

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025

MFN method

My fucking nuts method

Most commonly used when tricking a friend about a form of Pokémon shiny hunting

“Hey have you tried the MFN method?”

by not a mumkay October 9, 2021

griffin method

a subgenre of tiktok videos consisting of people ranting about their lives with an element called the griffin method

The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them

gurt: bro my videos get no views bro
me: js use the griffin method
gurt: yo

by werykul April 26, 2025

Superman method

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.

I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!

by pentozali August 22, 2011

Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025