Meatchong

An insult for someone, someone daft/stupid

“Taylor has been acting like a proper meatchong lately”

by wotsitsgirl April 30, 2024

meatcounter

1 - The machine used to cook hotdogs in a cinema
2 - The butcher's area of a supermarket

1 - Would you like to browse the meatcounter?
2 - Where is your meatcounter?

by King Jambodia II April 26, 2003

matchplay

to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness

Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"

by Simon Puxty March 31, 2005

meatcooler

A small town poker player, known to give everyone at the table (exluding himself) extremely cold cards.

Meatcooler sat at the table, and all of a sudden, I was losing every hand!

by M. Cooler March 5, 2007

meathandler

a term used to describe a person that is undesirable in soceity

loser:Guys lets go outside and play!
Cool Dudes: Shut the F@ck up you meathandler!

by t-nob April 8, 2007

meathandler

a person named Brent. He works meat thoroughly with his bootyhole, hands, and mouth

Work that meat Brent! You're such a meathandler!

by poopman123456 July 21, 2009

Meatcalls

The word T9 wants it to put when you want to say meatballs. Thus, making it seem like you are a male escort service.

1: Man. I make some pretty mean meatcalls.

2: DUBYA TEA EFF?!! That makes you sound like a man whore!

1: Fuck T9! It was supposed to be meatballs!

by dustinwilmarth October 20, 2009