The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
Get the New Orleans Mayo Dispensermug. Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021
Get the Luna's Mayo Addictionmug. When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017
Get the WMS (willy's mayo spoon)mug. When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
Get the Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloomug. Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.
by JoeShmoe13 July 3, 2024
Get the Mayo on that Vert’mug. by Niggakat September 25, 2020
Get the MAYOmug. fish and may means when you have sex with a girl whos part smell like fish where you cum on her part and lick it off
by theWise69 May 11, 2024
Get the fish and mayomug.