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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction
by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021
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WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
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Mayo on that Vert’

Slang term for the act of ejaculating on a women’s back
Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.
by JoeShmoe13 July 3, 2024
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MAYO

1- MAYO means when someone is Mayoing and just keeps Mayoing.
2- cute sad cat.
3-Mayo
1-Mayo Mayoo Mayo Mayooooo
2- look , this gay nigga do be MAYOING
by Niggakat September 25, 2020
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fish and mayo

fish and may means when you have sex with a girl whos part smell like fish where you cum on her part and lick it off
hey bro have you had fish and mayo
by theWise69 May 11, 2024
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