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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction
by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021
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Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger
by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023
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MAYO

1- MAYO means when someone is Mayoing and just keeps Mayoing.
2- cute sad cat.
3-Mayo
1-Mayo Mayoo Mayo Mayooooo
2- look , this gay nigga do be MAYOING
by Niggakat September 25, 2020
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On Mayo

If one says “On Mayo” it means that individual has told a fib or a lie.
“I hit these insane darts shots”, “Oh boy he’s “On Mayo”
by PatoEr February 5, 2025
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Mayo

Used in reference to a "light skinned" female who was mistaken for being white while making stereotype jokes.
Kristal, you mayo gurl
by Unleasheddefinitions April 10, 2019
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Cinco De Mayo

a day where americans get drunk at mexican restaurants
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 5, 2023
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