lazy les

Jerking off in the shower, and then getting caught by your wife or girlfriend.
"You wouldn't believe it but i was in the shower having a "lazy les" this morning and got busted by my wifey."
by Protector of the SW cadets August 13, 2014
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Lazy Nicaraguan

A bowel movement corresponding to a large, spicy meal.

While in the throes of labor, one has time to contemplate that Lazy Nicaraguan who owes one money.
I pinched a Lazy Nicaraguan this morning, and nearly ripped my fingernails off on the walls of the bathroom.
by Boopieman April 08, 2011
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Lazy james

Lazy james: a person who's extremely imbecilic and eminates a foul odour proportionate to their immense size
by Bigmanjhonaphon69 November 07, 2019
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Lazy Doggin' It

The act of performing sexual intercourse similar to Doggy Style but the female simply lays flat on her stomach whilst the male performs vaginal penetration from behind.
me-"yo, my girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, but we got tired and end up Lazy Doggin' It"

you- "nice."
by dhas34 March 01, 2010
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lazy-boy

A self-guiding missile system.
by Diego September 09, 2003
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Lazy Anna

When someone is too lazy to go to the bathroom, so they pee in their boyfriends/girlfriends mouth.
Yo girl, open wide...I'm gunna pull a lazy anna!
by A. "Dizz" M. June 03, 2007
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Lazy Wednesday

The act of lying in bed for an extra hour on a Wednesday morning to help ease yourself over the mid-week hump.

Lazy Wednesday is only applicable 5 day week workers.
Those who work less than 5 day weeks and take a Lazy Wednesday, are just plain vanilla "Lazy"
If you usually get up at 7.00am for work, then on a lazy Wednesday you would get up at 8.00am instead.
by Dave-J November 05, 2008
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