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Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.
Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay
by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022
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Landon is the perfect guy! Other than his loyalty he has an amazing personality. He can always make you smile no matter what mood your in. he will always have is friends back NO MATTER WHAT. Landon loves to hang out with his friends anytime and he is always the wild one in the group, but he is also the mom of the group! SOMETIMES he can make mistakes, but he always finds a way to make up for it ALWAYS! Landon has a lot of friends, he isn't noticed regularly at school, but he would get noticed ion people got to know him. Landon is devoted to sports, but little do people know he's good at sports like basketball and football.
by kayxzy April 7, 2020
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A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
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A kind heated person who tries his best and messes up every once in a while but will do anything for any body and has been looking to find the right girl in his life and he thinks he’s ugly but is actually attractive and girls tend to play him over so he has given up on trying. But he is a very nice caring generous person who is really funny and would light your world and never wants to upset you and would care for you every day and love you and treat you right. If you find one of these then keep him because it’s definitely a legendary!!
by Bing bong bing bong January 17, 2021
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A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.
Oh my is that Landon
by Giga chads January 19, 2022
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Is a guy who wants to get in every girls pants at a party
Addy:Did you see what Landon did?
Shelly:no

Addy:he stuck his hand down my pants
by Sexy_bob2 November 21, 2019
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Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.
Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon
by Biggest PP ever March 3, 2019
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