When you are having sex with a girl, and a black guy jumps out of the closet and punches the bitch in the face.
by The Day Walker November 13, 2011
I love lauren knight
by Mynanstoesnaillol December 09, 2016
Exactly like white knighting(defending something with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints from anyone else) but specific to Razer gaming products, even in threads where Razer wasn't mentioned at all.
Robert(totally not Krakoff) read a tweet about a new keyboard release from some other company and started to green knight in the thread, bragging about how it doesn't even have macro keys or stupid marketing gimmicks. Bro, do you even hype? Can that keyboard even connect to the lights in your car and animate the dashboard with awesome effects?
by BrandLoyaltyForSale January 12, 2018
A man who talks/acts like the medieval knights to the girl that they are dating, acting like a gentleman
by Angelbiz May 11, 2015
When a person, usually drunk, puts an empty 24-pack box of Bud Light on top of their head like a mask and looks through the holes in the handle. Variations include Busch Knight, or any brand of light beer.
by Fratgod1 October 22, 2017
Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.
Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
by Tel Daco May 27, 2018
Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.
Dude stop being a Dark Knight
by DMHStudios12 January 13, 2018