Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.

A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.

by imafuckboi July 24, 2020

Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!

i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Keyboard gangster

Big bad carinsy biyyy

Nothing but a keyboard gangster

by Imma get ya October 24, 2020

Keyboard gangster

Big bad carinsy biyyy

Nothing but a keyboard gangster

by Imma get ya October 24, 2020

Keyboard warrior

Someone who chats shit behind a screen but is a pussy in real life.

The word keyboard warrior means: Yusuf neki tHoUgHt iT WaS AnOnYmOuS and said insulting things

by Toxicneki November 23, 2020

Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021