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keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 5, 2022
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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
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Keyboard

Perfect for smashing. They come in different layouts like qwerty, azerty, and dvorak.
Person 1: what does doskkaakakkajanMzmzm!.(@(#;# mean

Person 2: keyboard smash
by Nggyu Nglyd Ngraady Uranium235 October 21, 2025
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IBM Keyboard

first, you have the beam spring stupidly loud with a solenoid in a lot of them built well and they are ridiculously tall and expensive, then you have the slappy Capacitive driven model F keyboard of what I use a lot of and I have 4 of those if you think the model m is the best-bucking spring then you have not slapped away on and it is a lot smoother and it is louder than the model m, but it's also expensive for a NON-XT layout a model f AT can cost upwards of 500 bucks and an f122 iv seen up to 1k for restored there are other ones like 4704 and those cost a ton for a nonreproduction you can get a reproduction for under 400 bucks. The model F is a literal brick Shithouse rated to 100M+ keystroke life and cant fall apart because of plastic rivets like the model M. The venerable model M what most of us know about is a buckling spring over membrane design vs the capacitive of the model f and comes with 1 plate of steel vs 3 or 2 of the model for all metal in the 4704 for the case the model m is considered to be a tank build keyboard but in fact, it has an Achilles heel the plastic rivets used to hold it together over time pop off and have to be drilled out and replaces with bolts or screws called "bolt modding". but you got to hand it to them these keyboards are around 25-34 for the majority of them and they have held up better than a razer can and can be fixed. side note model m is MEMBRANE diven. still better than a lot of garbage gamer keyboard built well types like a dream
Godammit Mallard why is your IBM Keyboard so HEAVY me. well the model f is heavy because its made with 3 plates of steel
by holy malards August 14, 2020
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keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
by rarenigs June 4, 2019
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Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"
Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me
by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
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