Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

Papi Juan

Papa John's with Mexicans and Niggers

Yo dawg did you go to Papi Juan's and see that nigger is the owner.

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 15, 2018

Juan (Larry)

Larry , Likes HIs Name Larry Very Much !! Likes To GO To The Pee Pee Room, Hi Larry

Juan (Larry)

by Shithead12345 July 22, 2009

juan gamer

a new player of a game, mainly a child, that is incredibly laggy and incredibly unskilled at a game

i think this dude is a juan gamer
this juan gamer just blew himself up

by jyat January 29, 2023

The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

by Not Mancow July 09, 2014

Juan Pablo Avilés

The hottest guy you will ever come across

"Look, he is so hot"
"he must be Juan Pablo Avilés"

by winothegreatest May 21, 2024

Juan King

what i call myself in Town of Salem

Juan King has revealed themselves to be Mayor

by Primal Diglett December 02, 2020