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knob jockey

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
by TROYum May 4, 2005
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Jock oreo

A guy who's a jock on the outside and a nerd on the inside.
I bet you've met someone! I bet you've met a tasty delicious jock oreo! I bet you're OBSESSED with his ripling abs and creamy pecs! EH?!

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by billy bob173847 March 21, 2009
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table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress
Send over a table jockey to take my order.
by mongoloid August 12, 2004
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Sac jockey

A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.
"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."

"Yeah, I see him."

"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"

"Well, he's a sac jockey."
by Hammy Sagar December 3, 2005
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Abercrombie Jock

-An almost inevitable stage of every adolescent boy's life, where Abercrombie and Fitch is worn most and playing 'manly' sports is considered the most popular. Being obnoxious is also very common among Abercrombie Jocks.

-A self righteous jackass.
Natasha: "Who's Joe?"

Samantha: "One of those Abercrombie Jocks."

Natasha: "Oh!... which one... they all kinda look the same."
by fruielagblia February 24, 2009
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knob jockey

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003
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Jabber Jock

Individuals who have no regard for the feelings of other persons, ethnic groups, etc. Jabber jocks usually are abortion enthusiasts, laugh at natural disasters, and take extreme delight in the abuse and death of children and the elderly.
Sabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton is such a Jabber Jock, she can't stop jiggling her jizz rocket while taking a choft, which was brought on by eating a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry and splitting a toblerone
by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005
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