Jonas Brothers

a bunch of curly haired fugly shits that tweens drool over.

Tween: OMG ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS! *Drool*
Me: Get a grip. They're just some girly looking fugly shitheads that are in need of some makeup remover and talent.

by imonaboat93 June 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Some silly pop (NOT ROCK) band that mostly little girls listen to. Their songs are extremely generic and annoying. 95% percent of their fans talk like dumbasses. If you think they are the best band in the world, you are strongly misguided.

A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.

Once a "friend" of mine said The Jonas Brothers are better then Pink Floyd. Bitch.

by Run Rabbit Run! September 30, 2008

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

A terrible band that was overly commercilized by Disney, even though they have no talent. Most people interested in the jonas brothers are mostly 7-12 year olds with no lives and no taste in good music.

OMG MY EARS!!!! What are you playing, the jonas brothers???

John is such a man slut, I think he is a jonas brother

by MaiaC December 20, 2008

jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe

jonah is good for anal

by Jonah101 August 14, 2019

Zombie Jonathan

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

by Littlefinch March 19, 2009

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. Homo Brothers) are homosexual homos. All the care about it their gay music, which sounds like crap to everyone except homos.

Person 1: Are you going to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?
Person 2: You mean the Homo Brothers.
Person 1: Are you saying that the Jonas Borthers are homos?
Person 2: Yes. Homosexual homos, actually.

by BarplyNack June 28, 2009