Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

Jock Riding

I always took "jock Riding" to mean haters riding ur jock all the time, talking sh*t. This is the way I often personally hear the phrase used in gangsta rap, basically. 90s west coast gangsta rap, not no pussy ass shit.

Get tf off my jock jealous ass hater jock Riding

by Pwnager57 December 18, 2022

boy jock

Same as a girl jock..except more sexy and adorable

Look.. here's the school's most popular boy jock.

by Sexygal14 August 19, 2017

POP JOCK

POP JOCK---A D.J. who plays only POP, K-POP, J-POP, K-MUSIC OR ANY FORM OF POP MUSIC. One who spins discs, plays recordings, music media or entertains with Pop music media for radio, T.V., internet and/or for live or recorded musical events.

D.J. POP, K-POP, J-POP, K-MUSIC 또는 POP 음악 만 재생합니다. 디스크를 돌리고 라디오, T.V., 인터넷 및 / 또는 라이브 또는 녹음 된 음악 이벤트를 위해 팝 음악 미디어로 녹음물, 음악 매체 또는 엔터테인먼트를 즐기는 사람.

The party will feature a famous POP JOCK who will play until 2 AM.

by CHIQAGOLIL August 31, 2018

jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.

Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!

by UAnom August 28, 2022

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021