Ryan Jenkins

Ryan Jenkins is my boyfriend. He's the best person ever and I love him to death and he's a stoner and he drinks and parties but I still love him like crazy cakes. We have our issues but still... <3

Ryan is the best definition of Ryan Jenkins.

by YOUKNOWDS January 8, 2011

Teeroy Jenkins

Pronounced: "Tee.roy Jen'kins" is the act of pooping in one's butt and having them poop in your butt. Afterwards, you continue pooping back and forth repeatedly.

After hours of Teeroy Jenkins I was exhausted and needed to take a shower because I felt extremely dirty. Poopsicles.

by Troy Metcalf January 14, 2008

jelking

In males, flexing your kegel muscles in order to make your boner appear to have a life of its own, throbbing, bouncing, or nodding as if in deep conversation. Mostly used to hump significant others.

I snuggled up close to my wife in the spoon position. I began jelking my chubby into her thigh. She rolled her eyes.

by mal considine September 21, 2005

tucker jenkins

a fictious character who appeared in Grange Hill

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

Dick Jenkins

One who is fresh in the ways of mulletry. Must have a mullet and let it flap freely. See also Dickie bob or d.e. bob.

Look at that Dick Jenkins over there

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

kieran jenkins

a large ball of fuzz often found near vending machines and pool tables with no measurable volume.

mind your step when taking your shot, there's a kieran jenkins in the way.

OI fuzzball, get out the way.

by wooftastic February 4, 2010

Jerid

A homeless homejiggle rejected by his peers. He makes his money selling shoelaces and often attends the cinema alone. He will sometimes show up on your couch unexpected and start using your internet.

'Oh your being so jerid'

by Millylovescats March 10, 2009