National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

Jared

a crippled moron

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.

by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017

Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.

Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.

by ww2 xd May 10, 2019

Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 1, 2018

Jared

A raging homosexual who hates fun

Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes

by GFreem February 9, 2023

Jared

An intelligent fellow. He is very determined when it comes to accomplishing things. He is very attractive, but his personality and his taste in music are his best qualities. He is very genuine and understanding of others opinions. He is sure of whatever he says. Most importantly, he’s very capable of reaching his goals.

Jared presented to the class his project like an intellectual individual.

by Jasmineongod June 7, 2020

Jared

Im in your bed but hes in your twitch chat

Jared is like 2.0 chad

by Go.touch.GRASS May 21, 2021