jacob mintz

A male with a last name of an asian. mintz aka gayer the gayest gay and small microscopic dick boy.

That nasa telescope cant see jacob mintz's dick

by duncblox69xxx October 26, 2016

Jacob Saggitits

Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time

Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”

by Anomonous Personnn July 10, 2018

Jacob Whitesides

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.

"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

by mrs. grier June 2, 2014

Jacob Seed

1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.

2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.

"Jacob Seed must be a top."

by PoppinBallonsLikeASillyNigga June 28, 2018

Jacob Hoggard

From Abbotsford BC, Canadian Idol Top 3 finalist! Most coolest, awesome-ist, singer/songwriter/performer ever!

A Quadruple Threat! see, hedley.

by its a secret February 28, 2005

karl jacobs

hottest man to exist

"holy shit karl jacobs is the hottest man to exist"

by kaisheretic August 23, 2021

Jacob Bixenman

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.

by idkx1000 May 5, 2019