1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.
by TheoCosby March 20, 2003

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
by BillionBro October 15, 2023

by JealSmoth February 2, 2025

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019

by Tie wrap April 19, 2019

Snap-wrapped meaning when someone cant stop entertaing or gets into others dramma. Without knowing the full facts.
Kyle: Omg Jessica always want to be in our dramma
Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped
Kyle: facts she needs to shut up
Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped
Kyle: facts she needs to shut up
by Bigshookhoe February 14, 2019
