Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Recailed issue

“Recailed issue” refers to something that genuinely isn’t a real problem—it’s something minor that someone, often unnecessarily, complains about. The term originates from a greek historical figure named Rica ailed, who is known for making a big deal out of trivial matters. So, calling something a “recailed issue” implies that it’s the kind of thing she would get upset about, even though it’s not that serious.

1. He was calling me a weirdo for eating pizza with a fork and knife when its such a recailed issue.
2. She said she couldn’t focus in class because someone’s highlighter was too neon. Such a recailed issue

by Rica ailed May 25, 2025

Skill Issue

When you absolutely suck at a game you have no skill or skill issue. You can also have skill issue in sports.

Bro has massive skill issue, he can’t even make a shot.

by Chaos_Luke March 1, 2024

Skill Issue

When you have no other leverage in an argument about your own wrong-doing but you do have something to pull out of your ass

"Bro I just beat you in a fight and you ban me, admin abuser"

"Skill Issue"

by FuegoEggo March 3, 2023

skill issue

generally used when a bad player is killed in a FPS game and rages through the text chat.

P1 (bad):*dies*
P1:OH COME ON THAT WAS LAG! STOP CHEATING!
P2: "skill issue"
P2 Has left the game.

by webber gaming June 7, 2022

skill issue

what bozo 10 year olds say to each other for every little thing.

chris:skill issue!
jeremy:SHUT THE FUC-

by 🐸LORD GARRY🐸 September 8, 2023

Skill Issue

A skill issue is a failure because of a lack of skill. This phrase can very easily anger gamers.

Person 1: This boss is really hard, any tips?
Person 2: Skill issue
Person 1: Ok you piece of shit you listen here-

by That's not very paragon! July 30, 2023