Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.
by assmurderer September 13, 2011
Get the playing center fieldmug. The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.
by Three points November 25, 2016
Get the golden field goalmug. When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.
by Jake Beck November 19, 2016
Get the brazilian field goalmug. When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
by Enderman51 July 16, 2019
Get the Home field advantagemug. Plot twist! Unlike the baseball term, “out of left field”, which is way over used and now expected, the term, “out of right field” is actually unexpected.
1: “The topic I chose for my thesis was out of right field?”
2: “Don’t you mean out of left field?”
1: “No, that’d be too expected”.
2: “Don’t you mean out of left field?”
1: “No, that’d be too expected”.
by Father Figure 69 September 19, 2021
Get the Out of Right Fieldmug. The act of sitting on the toilet taking a shit and simultaneously chugging a beer, four loko, and/or liqour out of a funnel.
by Cirkz November 20, 2016
Get the Buffalo field tripmug. A scientific theory explaining the observable tendency for any given search terms in Google Image Search to eventually return a photo of a nude or semi-nude woman if you look through enough pages of results.
Dude, i was just looking up some pictures of the Sydney Opera house and i totally ran into proof of the Nudiefind Field Theory.
by Crapstack October 13, 2010
Get the Nudiefind Field Theorymug.