Flaming Buckwheat

An incredably redneck term for a flagrent homosexual. See Buckwheat for better clarification.

"Dude you are such a flaming buckwheat."
"I know dude, I know."

by Duo Maxwell Coffeehouse May 1, 2007

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.

She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011

flame ride

Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!

I took Lindsay for a flame ride!

Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!

by CanuckSlut June 12, 2010

Flaming Vagina

Term used to describe a person that is being a pussy or bitch. Originates from markings found on old Pizza Hut boxes.

Guy1: "I am tired, I'm going to bed instead of the party."

Guy2: "Quit being a flaming vagina."

by ZimtheTim September 5, 2009

Flame Trench

The space between the testicles and the anus that takes the brunt of the pain during particularly violent episodes of defecation. A reference to the common structure found in the launch pads of the space shuttles.

Larry: "Aww man after that Mexican food last night my flame trench hurts like hell."

Matthew: "Dude mine too. I didn't even eat Mexican food!"

Larry: "Oh yeah... about that... I meant to tell you before now, but last night you got blackout drunk and let that gay guy go to town on you."

by rhapsodyincrimson June 17, 2020

gulfing flames

Un expression used when an object is on fire.

- "i came back to the trailer and it was fuckin gulfing flames! "

by The Great Landino August 15, 2015