by Alahnaa June 09, 2022
When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024
A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022
This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.
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I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
by Brokenheartedval89 September 08, 2019
by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lemar January 04, 2024
These are the people that only go to church on holidays, i. e. "Christians" that only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
My mom is a holiday worshiper. She just got back from the Christmas service and is now looking forward to Easter.
by LardAndSavoryCheezusCrust August 10, 2020
When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees
Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
by thetripleD's September 28, 2022