Heather

A manipulative girl who zero's out your bank account, is xenophobic, and glorifies SH.

Did you hear about heather? She used up someone's credit card on Shein.... embarrassing.

by Wowbio October 12, 2023

heather pena

Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you

That girl is so pretty, she's a heather pena for sure

by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022

heather

catarina

“omg you’re heather”
“what do you mean? catarina is obviously heather! look at her!”

by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020

Heather

Heather is the pretty girl that every guy loves. But she doesn't know that she's breaking someone's heart. This person is most likely a queer person who's in love with their best friend but they don't know it. So no you don't want to be Heather, and you people can't get that in your head!!!

Person 1: Well there goes Conner and his Heather
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!

by someoneusedahahahaalready September 26, 2020

Heather

/ˈhɛðər/
(noun)
1. a person that is liked by everyone.
2. a purple-flowered Eurasian heath that grows abundantly on moorland and heathland.
3. a song by singer and songwriter Conan Gray.
4. Heathers: The Musical

- She wished she could be a heather.
- The smell of heathers filled the room.
- Everyone loved the song Heather.
- He felt sorry for Heather M. after that scene.

by q, the first February 11, 2022

Being a Heather

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.

That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.

by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025

Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.

Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."

by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023