pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

by IamKenny April 14, 2010

heavy boots

From the novel Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. The narrator uses this phrase frequently to describe something making him feel sad, bummed out, or otherwise distressed.

Seeing homeless people gives me heavy boots.

Hearing that my best friend's grandma had died gave me heavy boots.

by AlLiE G April 22, 2008

hit the head

going to the bathroom

I'm going to hit the head.

by Katy June 18, 2004

Lucy Heartfilia

Lucy Heartfillia is one of the main characters in the anime Fairy Tail. She is a Celestial Mage, who uses the spirits of the Twelve Zodiac Gates (gold keys), and lesser spirits with a larger range if different skills (silver keys). Lucy starts off the show with three of the twelve golden keys. The spirits are already much stronger than she, but their abilities are also limited by her amount of magic power. The more her amount of power grows, the stronger her spirits become. As the show progresses she learns how to force gates closed (send her spirits back to the spirit world without their consent), and summon two spirits at once. Both of those skills are skills that are very rare among Celestial Mages, meaning that she is much more powerful than the show lets on. Lucy is also an author who is working on her novel throughout the series. She is also incredibly smart. Lucy joins the Fairy Tail guild in the first episode thanks to her new friend Natsu Dragneel. They instantly become best friends, and they put an immense amount of trust in one another. Lucy loves the guild, her spirits, and her friends more than anything else in the world, and she goes to great lengths to protect them.

Lucy Heartfilia is basically the main source of fan-service in Fairy Tail. She has huge breasts, and is a bit full of herself in the beginning.

by Farffenougen December 14, 2014

he a good boy

African American response to young black criminals with records. In Ferguson Missouri, Micheal Brown was called a good boy, before the dreaded store robbery video was released against the black run dept of justices request.

He a good boy. He diddin do nuffin. He was on his way to church.

by Milo357 September 20, 2016

POOPY HEAD

THE BADDEST OF ALL INSULTS IN THE WORLD! IF YOU USE THIS YOU ARE DEGRADING SOMEONE TO THE LOWEST LEVEL OF LOW! YOUR ENEMIES COULD END UP DYING FROM THE AMOUNT OF BALLS IT TAKES TO USE THIS INSUL, YOU SAY IT AND THATS IT THEYRE DEAD, YEP GONE.

PERSON IN FIGHT: YOURE A CUNT DILDO
OTHER PERSON: WELL YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD
PERSON: *GETS A STROKE FROM BADASSERY*

by Wolfrockbell June 29, 2016

Head Navigator

A head navigator is somebody that cocks their head when turning a vehicle. Try walking around a corner with your head cocked. It fucking doesn't help, so why the fuck do it while you're driving?

Check out the head navigator making the right turn. Notice the head cocked to the right at 30 degrees. The fucking idiot must figure the centrifugal force of their cocked rock-head will assist with the turn somehow.

by Big Ed Moustapha December 23, 2010