glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head

Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.

by Kyle Longbrake December 3, 2007

Glakit

A old scottish word used to describe a person who is gormless, a modern way to say it would be glake. It is still used in costal areas such as Fraserbugh, Buckie and Lossiemouth

fit a galkit
see that swagger on that loon fit a glakit

by ScottishQuine September 25, 2011

glacking

The act of slarving a dode to the point in which one is only able to utter "glack" through the tiny air crevasse between their lips and the glack-causing instigator's genatalia.

I had your mom glacking on my D so hard bro!

by Bwade December 3, 2015

glass bitch

An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.

"You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid."

by Christiiiine February 1, 2007

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

glass action

The act of packing marijuana into a glass pipe and smoking it.

Brian: Let's Do Some Glass Action In 20 Minutes.
Joe: Okay, I'll pack the first one.

by Joe Antonio June 20, 2008

glankoschz

To love somebody beyond linguistic description.

I love you more the english language can currently describe... I glankoschz you!

by SMERC September 14, 2011