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Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019
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Giggles

An alcoholic water buffalo that shows up to every party and brightens up your day.
Yo giggles is here let’s get the party started!
by D-POOLY September 5, 2019
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Giggle noodles

Another word for weed.
It gets it's meaning from that weed makes you giggle and the word noodles from ramen noodles for which stoners normally eat after getting stoned.
Dude 1: I'm gonna go get some giggle noodles.
Dude 2 (unknowing): Um.... yea, I could go for some spaghetti also.
Dude 1: Yea, after I eat my giggle noodles.
by omgwtfbbbqqq February 11, 2009
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SHITS AND GIGGLES.

Climactic culminated ORGASM.

After SHITTING you laugh to get even with the ELDER AND TRANSGENDER ABUSERS loss prevention security.
Well I SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much after that continuously spasmodis DICKING in the ASSHOLE.

I had the SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much , I started touching everything in the WINCO FOODS sight after I saw DAVID BUTLER the CFO , I touched their PRECIOUS ETERNAL bottle of the SHITS POTION number 31.
by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021
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Giggle Dirt

Oh girl we're gonna hook up on giggle dirt.
by Pascpb May 8, 2021
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Giggle

1. To laugh at something, but not an outrageous amount, like more of a chuckle that’s done when stuff is actually funny
2. To laugh/chuckle in a cute or flirty way
1. Joe: What do you call a horse who can’t see?
Alex: What?
Joe: A Hor
Alex: *giggles*

2. Sammy: Hey Wales
Wales: Hey baby, just not the annoying one
Sammy: *giggles*
by dumfooz March 5, 2022
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
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