free gift

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Perfect Gift

Alternative to flowers, but with odor of similar calibre.

The perfect gift leaves no one to query the boundaries of interpersonal communication

by angelique van engelen December 1, 2007

Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.

A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!

by Cookie-Dude-123 December 24, 2008

God's gift to males

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.

You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

parting gift

n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.

Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!

by mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving.

When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.

Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."

by VAFRIENDS January 29, 2022

Sarah Gift

bamf, good dancer, likes to party

did you see that Sarah Gift?

hell yeah I did!

by Chicken89 August 22, 2011