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Nice and Fork

Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh
by scmat August 14, 2022
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Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.
Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.
by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017
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Fork

Guy who forks: "I was at Jared's last night until 1 AM watching a movie last night, and we spent half of the time forking."

Guy who does not fork: "Dude that's really gay.."
by TheAllKnowingButtHead June 6, 2011
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Dounut Forking

(Commonly happens in the Ghettos)
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.
Hey, did you see what happened to that guy in Newark? A ton of Dounut Forking happened to his Prius last night!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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fork smeller

by 5ick5adworld October 2, 2023
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Forking

Unlike spooning, forking is when you cuddle with the intention of sexual intercourse afterwards. Spooning is PG, always.
"Ayo Johnny, you won't believe it. Me and Vanessa ended up forking last night"
"Word up!"
by forkking April 13, 2021
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Fork Moment

A Fork moment has four steps on when to say it each represented by one of the fork's prongs.
Prong 1: Someone sees or hear about something
Prong 2: Someone thinks about it as a big deal
Prong 3: Someone receives more context on it and goes "oh I guess it's not a big deal".
Prong 4: You say "Fork Moment". (Image of Fork can be applied when needed)

This slang has changed the way our society works for the better.
Person 1: Famous Musician Jilly Bowl was just shot by a robber!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH THAT'S HORRIBLE HE MUST BE DEAD!
Person 1: Nah he's fine the bullet just hit his ear he just needs to recover for a day or two.
Person 2: Oh i guess its not a big deal
Person 1: FORK MOMENT!
by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025
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