Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

by Farm Handy December 22, 2015

Farm Dyke

A big, butch, masculine woman that is a hick. She looks dirty and probably smells. She would remind you of a trucker. She spits, talks like a redneck, and has bad teeth, not to mention she is very ugly. She basically looks like she belongs on a farm with all the other animals.

Student 1: "My teacher is such a farm dyke. Between her bad teeth and talking like a redneck, I couldn't understand what she said."

Student 2: "Yeah, she is a farm dyke. You can tell by the way she dresses. Those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!"

by amymonster October 12, 2006

Arm Farm

When one has a giant collection of useless rubber-bands on either or both arms. And these rubber bands are to be in the shape of animals and worn in many different colors and species

Zach: dude!!! so i totally hit up on this new fad, check out these lame ass rubber bands in the shape of animals!

tony: Whoa dude!!! i totally got some too! i can see you are increasing the size of your arm farm.

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Susan: hey Daniel, how do you like my arm farm?
Daniel: pretty rad Susie!!!! i have over 200 animals in my arm farm, i wasted $200 on these!

by sawa454 June 21, 2010

snow farming

when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.

"dude, i was just snow farming the road."
"well now i know why my tires smell like shit"

by zambookster March 11, 2010

quarm farm

extreme excess of vaginal secretion

oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL!

by testachiles April 24, 2009

alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass

Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.

by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015

anus farm

A place that it ridden with a despicable presence, something so banal and intolerable that it makes you want to stick your head up your own ass.

With a look of disdain, Terry exclaimed, "This place is a goddamn anus farm."

by mr. caitlin February 15, 2010