Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 6, 2009

Fluted

(adj.) – A term used to describe an irregular burn pattern in a spliff or joint, where a burn hole forms along the side, causing it to resemble a flute. This uneven combustion can be caused by improper rolling, uneven airflow, or inconsistencies in the material.

This spliff done fluted on me!

by Marica Linn January 31, 2025

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

skin flute

Is a very cool flute and statistically many females love to play with it at all time especially at night.

My girlfriend loves to play with my skin flute at night.

by snowman_5000 February 1, 2017