Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

flaming maple

a girl gives you an Indian burn on your penis followed by a blow job

flaming maple/sex

by jack me off in the box December 20, 2009

Flaming Tomato

When your having sex with a girl, you catch her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.

flaming tomato could be used the opposite way where the guys pubes get caught on fire and the girl fingers herself to put the fire out.

by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

by JHolt1300 March 22, 2023

Nick64 flame

A Nick64 Flame is someone who tries really hard at rainbow six , and fails every time .

Seriously guanaco , don’t be “ nick64 flame “

by Grizzlychaw25 January 23, 2020