Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 09, 2019

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 11, 2008

flaming maple

a girl gives you an Indian burn on your penis followed by a blow job

flaming maple/sex

by jack me off in the box December 18, 2009

Marissa and Flames

Marissa and Flames are couple goals, you always see them together but Marissa loves flames more .

girl one: omg do you see Marissa and flames ?

girl two: yes! they are always together

by theofficialcupidmatchmaker November 02, 2020

Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.

Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.

by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010

flaming churo

when you coat your cock in sand then ram it into a smuts vagina

we were at the beach and we decided to fuck... i gave her a flaming churo.

by coolaid man May 12, 2009

flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"

Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!

by Dibin October 16, 2010