A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
Get the Flame retardantmug. The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
by The Diz July 2, 2008
Get the Flaming Turtlemug. An Award Winning line of Irish Spirits that includes Irish Whiskey, Cinnamon Whiskey, Vodka, Gin and Rum
by CBECK193 July 11, 2016
Get the Flaming Leprechaunmug. by Mami calente August 22, 2018
Get the Fire Flamemug. (v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.
Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011
Get the Flaming Gayiadamug. by coolaid man May 12, 2009
Get the flaming churomug. the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.
In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.
In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.
by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011
Get the flaming blowmug.