flaming magnum

It is when you put Tobasco sauce on a Magnum, or your penis if you prefer, and then proceed to thrust it into a girl' mouth and have her suck on your flaming hot dick.

Dude 1: "Yo, I gave your mom a flaming magnum last night!"
Dude 2: "Well, she did always love spicy meat..."

by Jib Smith November 29, 2007

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation

Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night

by Plehh April 10, 2017

Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.

The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.

by Dhe January 27, 2014

flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.

She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011

flaming churo

when you coat your cock in sand then ram it into a smuts vagina

we were at the beach and we decided to fuck... i gave her a flaming churo.

by coolaid man May 12, 2009

flaming peacock

while having sex with a girl you light your penis on fire and then proceed to put it out by thrusting into her while screaming "THE FLAMING PEAAACOOCKKK""

man last night me and this short sexy girl were doing it when did the flaming peacock by surprise

by fell la fell July 25, 2017