Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

flaming churo

when you coat your cock in sand then ram it into a smuts vagina

we were at the beach and we decided to fuck... i gave her a flaming churo.

by coolaid man May 12, 2009

flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.

She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011

flaming maple

a girl gives you an Indian burn on your penis followed by a blow job

flaming maple/sex

by jack me off in the box December 20, 2009

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

Nick64 flame

A Nick64 Flame is someone who tries really hard at rainbow six , and fails every time .

Seriously guanaco , don’t be “ nick64 flame “

by Grizzlychaw25 January 23, 2020