Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

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Fatty Bobkins

1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.

2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.

1) How the hell is Fatty Bobkins not dead?

2) How the hell is that Fatty Bobkins not dead?

by Jorge "The Walrus" Rodriguez August 27, 2011

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Fiftybagologist

An alternative name for an Irish Drug dealer, supplier of weed, in the form of €50 bag or 3.5g.

I went across town in the ice and snow just to get weed from my fiftybagologist.

That basterd fiftybagologist just ripped me off!

by T.Burg September 14, 2011

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fatty duke

a HUGE shit that when it comes out you think to yor self, dam, i dropped a lung.

or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.

niall: should nof seen my toilet yesteray!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!

by theladylicker November 20, 2011

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fetty wapped

when strange and/or unknown circumstances make you go blind from one eye or disable you from opening it for a short period of time

So yesterday ai was jacking off and the jizz shot went right into my eye,dude i was fucking fetty wapped

by SoleNigger29 June 4, 2016

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Fatty Daniel

A fat man to all limits . Dreams of running in the sky full of sausages . He has high hopes that he will not accomplish Because of his fatness . Stupid . Annoying . He is special Ed . I would watch out for him . He will sneak in your class picture . If you tell him to cannit he will beat you up with his cheese fingers .

You are acting very fatty Daniel today .

by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016

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