faux-munch

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.
man, I totaly faux-munched her
by Sthrnprincess March 29, 2011
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faux meme

A meme that is constructed by people (most commonly companies) that are outside the meme culture, often used in commercials or as a part of pop-culture references in various intellectual properties.
browses Facebook
sees Snickers-ad
chuckles
"Faux memes, nice"
by A S G O O D A S G O N E March 16, 2017
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Gary glitter faux pas

The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors
I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….

Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .

Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Faux Christmaux

The celebration of Christmas on a day other than December 25, usually with your in-laws, because you are celebrating on Christmas Day with your family (or vice versa).
Faux Christmaux will be held on the weekend between Christmas and New Year's this year.
by MauxJaux December 29, 2013
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Faux Nostalgia

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.
Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)
by ManBehind August 31, 2023
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faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.
It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.
by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020
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faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.
I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.
by lostinyourmom December 31, 2015
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