by Bplug47 December 4, 2023

Eve is a girl with a fat dumpy and has the most pretty eyes you’ve ever seen this combination is rare to find in a girl so make sure to keep her! She makes a great girlfriend and is an amazing cook although she does not cook often. If you have an eve keep her
by Big booty L February 1, 2023

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Eve is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. she is funny, creative and has one of the sweetest personalities you will ever know. if you meet an eve make sure you keep her because if you dont it will be the biggest mistake of your life. She is always there for you and will love you like a sister, she has a stunning hair cut and its normally blonde, she gets stuck in phases for a loooooonnngggg time but she will always be the for you. i for sure got lucky. love you qween <3
by Mint_Golem November 26, 2021

You will never meet someone just as perfect as Eve.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
by hopelover22 November 24, 2021

by Frey7190 February 27, 2009

The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
