Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013
Get the Freeness Envy mug.
When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023
Get the Meeting envy mug.
When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails
Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
by leshlesh June 24, 2017
Get the bonfire envy mug.
When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities
There he is thinking he's superman agian what you have ((goku envy syndrom)) too
by Kakaoro January 10, 2020
Get the Goku envy syndrom mug.
The feeling that you get when you hear that one of your friend's got the latest new hot gadget.
Bob: Hey I just got the ipod nano. It's super small and featuretastic

Ben: Oh man, I have major genus envy.
by rebecca g September 25, 2010
Get the Genus Envy mug.
when something is just so horrible and maddening that you get so angry and envious it feels as if you are in a sauna.
Nelly’s prime throne over looking Nut City soon became a sauna of anger and envy
by susie squirrel March 20, 2009
Get the a sauna of anger and envy mug.