farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
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Womb envy

A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
by TheS July 28, 2022
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eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader August 10, 2015
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massage envy

i’m going to hell, massage envy.
by twbshdi34 February 24, 2024
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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 01, 2016
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crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.
Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.
by nikos68 October 15, 2017
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LOL envy

Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.
"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "
by Shaman Allen May 18, 2015
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