green no-eyed monster

When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.

Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.

by Unsatisfied Cstmr March 13, 2011

Three Eyed Turtle

a synonym for titty fucking.

I gave Cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.

by Lil' Dilly August 17, 2006

Cotton Eyed Joe

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up

I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.

by kc slinga October 4, 2011

Brown Eyed Winker

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.

Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.

by Tubey April 14, 2010

Black Eyed Cupcake

The Black Eyed Cupcake (a.k.a. Black Eyed Unicorn) is a sexual position where one party (usually the female) is kneeling below a seated male with his legs spread eagle. This orientation facilitates the action of licking his asshole while jerking him off.

The 'cupcake' is a subtle reference to the males release of 'icing' as he achieves climax. In addition, the scrotum and erect penis resemble the base of a cupcake with a candle on top.

Rachel Ray is going to love giving me a Black Eyed Cupcake tonight.

by Mr. Phister September 19, 2009

black eyed peas

I love the black eyed peas. They have talent and are better than that mcfly rubbish.
They deserve more credit. There songs are meaningful.
Ive met the black eyed peas and they are very down to earth people who talk about normal things. Its not all sex and drugs

songs
where is the love
lets get it started
hey mama
shut up

by Becca April 7, 2005

one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.

Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.

by That dude with the large penis April 9, 2009