What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

doing a maddie

the situation you are in when your period leaks all over your chair

'ive just leaked all over my chair! im doing a maddie !'

by 99999999999999999999999999marr January 7, 2010

doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

by xschfiftehfive December 1, 2006

Gang Dorking

A gathering of three or more people around a computer.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and gang dorked his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006

Doings

It's a term used by lads to greet others. Usually used by people who bex in Melbourne.

For example:
Lad 1 - doings lad
Lad 2 - Just garn for a bex lad

doings lad how was your day g?

by Doings June 10, 2018

doing the dash

To go really fast.

" I was doing the dash in this car I just bought. "
" I seen him coming so I did the dash on him."

by GodSpeed July 13, 2014