Doink

Getting smacked around

Did you just doink me

by Big-daddy-101 August 18, 2019

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

Doink

The prettiest girl in the world

Sarah is a doink

by Sarahdoyleishot September 25, 2019

Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass

Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right

by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019

Doink

It's a Dork, Doof, Zoink, and a Doink.

You're a Doink

by Peter Le Parker October 7, 2019

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019